I'm your neighborhood friendly closetsnog...who else would I be?
I'm the creature that makes your closet door squeek at night. I'm the sublimely cute, large eye'd monster that you find within a child's imagination. And most imporantly I'm the bestest friend you could ever have...if you don't make me angry that is.
I live by two ideas: 1. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. 2. Never expect anything from someone else and that way what ever happens is always a surprise.
I still believe that blowing a kiss at the clock when it turns 11:11 will help you have a happy life. Saying "Rabbit Rabbit" when you wake up on the first of the months will bring you good luck for the next 4 weeks. Somewhere up in the universe is some sort of creature known as "God" and he and I have a love/hate relationship.
Also, anyone who buys me a Lobster dinner will have a friend for life. Or atleast til the lobster is gone.